Friday, October 26, 2012

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Hey bros and broads, I lost my phone last saturday night in a gotdamn cab and have been using a fucking banana to my absolute frustration!!! Lol j/k not really, but I finally got a new one today. Text me or send me an email so I can get your num-num because I'm skr8 up startin fresh.
 Or even if I don't know you, it's cool, send me that number via email dawg. We could become real-life friends and not just on the internet! :P

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Shouts Out To Real Rap Fans!! :P

In anticipation for his new mixtape, Trap God (which comes out in like, 3 hours), Mr Gucci Mane dropped a new video today with Future in it (I still am not a huge fan of Future, but he got a couple jams I guess).

Very Regal, very majestic!
He also released a Young Jeezy diss video/song a week or so ago that provided me with this screenshot (found here):
 I kinda-sorta-wanna get the above lil' gold-grilled package of tattooed epic-ness tattooed on like, my thigh or some shit, you guys...
Andrew Noz of Cocaine Blunts/TumblinErb (and writer for music magazines when they need a serious rap guy) recently updated his chronology of Young Jeezy vs Gucci Mane rap/diss songs (rap-song disses? diss-raps? diss-songs? just "disses"?....) , in case you're interested (you should be). It's available here.
Mr Noz also has a column on and he wrote a very well researched, not to mention very well written, article about the current state of the record industry and/or internet as far as album sales and the potential success of a rap artist in this day and age...or something. Read it if you are an "actual rap fan" as he describes them (such as me LOL), a term which I enjoy. Here it is:

In other news, friend of the Cobraswag and collaborator Thomas sent me this song he found while searching google today:

It has the odd combination of Lil B, Yung L, B-luv, and some dude named Yung F whom I've never heard of. I enjoy both Lil B and B-Luv. If you haven't checked out Db tha General and B-Luv's album "Tweaker Muzik" yet, do so! It's really good, one of the best rap albums of 2012 so far.
Aight, I gotta go to work, wearing my Swisha House tall T, of course. ACTUAL RAP FAN RIGHT HERE,  BROS/BRAHS...

Edit: Forgot to mention that B-Luv was half of the duo (himself and one "Justin Lomax") that filmed Treal Tv 1 and 2. I accompanied Thomas a couple weeks ago on a trip to Vallejo where we had the opportunity to interview Mr. B-Luv. We hung out with him on the Vallejo waterfront, location of the cover shoot for The Click's "Down and Dirty".  Here's the interview transcribed:
 Props to Thomas and B-Luv for making this happen.
Fun Fact(s): Treal Tv 1 and 2 were filmed using a VX1000 (for all you skate nerds). And, supposedly, B-Luv is "co-creator of the thizzle dance"!!!
Aight I think I'm done now.
- nyqueezy

Thursday, October 11, 2012


It's hard being a computer-savvy, hyper-intelligent, ADHD suffering Gen Y blogger, you guys.  I mean sometimes you're just SOOOO uninspired for long stretches of time and it's so frustrating!!
J/k I don't care. Hope you guys missed me, I've been up to hella important and/or baller shit.
Here's a lil treat post of a bunch of pictures I took in the last few months with my phone and some other funny shit from the never-ending black hole that is the internet.
 "laser-eyed shawtys"

I dunno what they really are saying here, but I like it and I think I agree?!

 This is Sean. Hey there bud.
 Nice peppermint themed whip right there
 My neighborhood, although still kinda considered part of the Temescal district in Oakland (aka very white and hipstery), is just a lil bit more ratchet.
 I LOVE this person's last name.
 Dogs have to put up with their owners "modding" their ears and then wearing a fucking transistor headset/"bandage" thing for the next 2 months
 My roommate's dog, Uma Thurman
 I found a snake at night in Walnut Creek
 My cousin John makes some dank-ass ribs. He and his wife live in Pacheco, California. The word "pacheco" means stoned/zooted in Mexican slang :p
 Interesting styles that these vietnamese performers be sporting
 cool dog

 Sorry, bro :( On the other hand, Opossums need to learn how to run fast and get the fuck out of the way of cars
 Throwback sticker from my homie Saif's skateboard company

 Portrait of a young white rapper, in bloom straight out the womb, cuddie
 Weird that this dude is coming back to Oakland again so soon
 This raccoon by my house poked a hole in a Starbucks bag and started scooping pastry crumbs out of it and str8 grubbing. Wasn't scared of me at all. Reminds me of this song.
 man down

  Marcus throws up the Acorn Projects hand sign
 Faceswap with me and luis

 Remember when Mike Dean's twitter account got hacked? I do. All comedy aside though, the guys is and amazing producer and engineer. Check out some of the Scarface albums he produced, top not shit!
 I'd like to thank the person who made this for creating one of the funniest things on the internet
 the 5 star stunna himself

This shirt you guys!!
 come here, daddy

These last two images courtesy of

this one seriously cracks me up everytime
also of interest: "my fork, my fork"

Those last 5 pics are from my boy Alex. Check out his mixes, they're dope.
Alright you guys, see you later